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Joke of the Day
"If you're ugly, you cant say ""Single And Loving It"" Cuz you really have no choice."
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"The hardest thing about being a pedophile Is trying to fit in"
"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"
"My friend asked me... My friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said wtf man it's 2016 you can use whatever printer you want"
"I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost."
"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."
"I've never wished death on anyone. It's the absolute *last* thing anyone should have to go through."
"*Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman all avoiding eye contact with Aquaman as he walks in to work & sees Michael Phelps sitting at his desk*"
"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."
"my last girlfriend broke up wth me after she went through my phone and i refused to tell her why i searched for goth grandpas"