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Joke of the Day
"John Lennon: Imagine all the people Me: Ok but this is extremely boring"
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"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."
"Columbus: SO THIS IS INDIA Natives: actually it's no- C: HI INDIANS N: no see, we are nowhere near- C: INDIA IS FUN LETS EAT YOUR FOOD"
"Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records."
"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."
"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"
"It's good to meet girl in park. But better to park meat in girl."
"What did the African have for breakfast? E Bol A Cereal"
"A Jewish kid walks up to his grandfather.... A jewish kid walks up to his grandfather and says ""Hey poppa, can I have 50 dollars?"" And the grandfather responds ""40 dollars? I don't have 30 dollars."""
"I would say Reddit's jokes aren't copy pasted but then again we're all *stuck* down here together in this place"