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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid walks up to his grandfather.... A jewish kid walks up to his grandfather and says ""Hey poppa, can I have 50 dollars?"" And the grandfather responds ""40 dollars? I don't have 30 dollars."""

"How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them."

"What do you call a giant firebreathing lizard with a procrastination problem Dragon his feet"

"What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called? A Terrista"

"Overheard at a gay bar ""Let me push that stool in for you"""

"I've been having a bad feeling lately.. I think one of my dads might be gay."

"Answering school teachers like... Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called? Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow."

"My middle finger gets a boner when i think of you"

"I'm listening to U2 acapella recordings. Just needed to take The Edge off"

"Corn mazes are a bit redundant."