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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid walks up to his grandfather.... A jewish kid walks up to his grandfather and says ""Hey poppa, can I have 50 dollars?"" And the grandfather responds ""40 dollars? I don't have 30 dollars."""

"What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds? A zebra!"

"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."

"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"

"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."

"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside? Because it was Frigid"

"Where do homeless people read about their friends deaths? In the hobobituaries"

"VERY angry at @united flight attendant who REFUSED to let me ride as a lap baby"