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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""

"I found a sub for Ethiopian Food. . /r/ethiopianfood"

"If you see a swarm of jellyfish, DO NOT enter the ocean. It's a no-brainer."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."

"How are you supposed to be politically correct... How are you supposed to be politically correct and still have a gender reveal party?"

"My grandpa believes he is best friends with Freud. But I keep telling him he is just a Sigmund of his imagination."

"The really neat thing about the internet is how it feels like everyone likes you and hates you at the same time."