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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, my dog was humping my leg So stupid, had to show him where my butthole was."
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"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"
"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"
"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"Husband -Talking to wife I have a problem Wife - how many times must i tell you that it is ""we,"" ""we have a problem"". Husband - Ok, sweetie, we have a problem. My secretary is having our baby"
"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."
"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."
"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"