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Joke of the Day

"If you open your iPhone camera when it's reversed, and your own face scares and shames you, it's considered cardio."

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"Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]"
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"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot"
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