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Joke of the Day

"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""

"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."

"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."

"Q: What does an apple and an apple tree have in common? A: They both don't drive tractors."

"Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign? Driver: I don't believe everything I read."

"What do you call an evil physicist? Sinner of Gravity"

"Tom Brady walks into a grocery store. He buys a bag of chips, equaling up to $1.75. How much does he give the cashier? 2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back."

"Welcome to night club. I know it's dark, but that's kinda the poi-- *metal screeching* Dammit Steve! I told you knight club is downstairs!"

"Congratulations on passing your test! You have HIV!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""