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Joke of the Day

"i think when there's a new viral thing and instead of checking it out you're like ""eh who cares i bet it's dumb"" that's Internet Adulthood"

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"I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"
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"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""