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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend came out of the shower and said ""I shaved down there, you know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah the f*cking drain is clogged again."""

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"have to stop saying ""how am i going to kill my way out of this one"" everytime there is trouble going on, or at least not out loud"
"I keep throwing up when I count in French My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy"
"Group Assignments Person: I have an Idea Me: So Did Hitler"
"How do you make someone holy? You beat the hell out of them."
"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"Men are like parking spots... The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped."
"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."
"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"