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Joke of the Day
"I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag."
Next Joke
"If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks... I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined."
"What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same."
"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."
"Chuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant"
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"
"I got my beautiful wife a lovely woolie hat and a coat for Christmas. She's gonna need it because I've just lost our house to gambling."
"Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot? He didn't like dealing with reservations."
"I love you, but I'm not in ""change my relationship status on FB"" love with you"