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Joke of the Day

"Choose a major you love and you won't have to work for a day in your life Because that major probably has no jobs (not an original)"

"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."

"It's weird how scantrons make you go #2 all over them."

"How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple"

"Take me down to the gentrified city where the grass is green and the girls can't even"

"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."

"Daddy Bear -""Someones been sleeping in my bed."" Mummy Bear -""Wouldn't be the first time."" Daddy Bear -""It's been 3 years Sue, let it go."""

"Oral makes my day, but anal makes my hole weak!"

"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."

"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."