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Joke of the Day
"Remember: tomorrow is TOPLESS TUESDAY no matter what human resources tells you."
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"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."
"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."
"What do you call.... Q: What do you call a woman who thinks about sex all the times? A: Nymphomaniac Q: What do you call a man who thinks about sex all the times? A: Normal"
"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."
"My girlfriend has the body of a Greek Godess; Imaginary"
"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown."