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Joke of the Day

"If our last names came from the jobs of our ancestors... Then I feel really bad for the boys of the ""Dickinson"" family tree."

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"CLERK: $3.74 ME: *reaches in pocket & pulls out whole ham* sorry I have cash *reaches back in & pulls out 2nd ham* well this is embarrassing"
"I turned my phone on ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever."
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"The Artist I just saw a group of people who were watching an artist sketch all of them in his book. The man was good too, he really knew how to draw a crowd."
"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""