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Joke of the Day

"During WW2, oil shortages forced some countries to start using organic fuels. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme."

"Pokemon GO is the biggest thing right now, guess whats up next! Plantation Tycoon DownSouth 1600s Go Railroad 1800's Tycoon Auschwitz Tycoon Pedophile Go"

"What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."

"Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot."

"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."

"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"

"They say laughter is the best form of medicine. Well unfortunately my insurance doesn't cover it."

"Have you heard about the Black Magic book for orphans? It's called the necro**mom**icon"

"Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart"