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Joke of the Day
"Know Thyself, said Jesus. in the biblical sense. Merry Christmas."
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"The first thing I do when someone introduces themselves to me is forget what their name is."
"Robocop: I am Robotcop Criminal: You don't say the t you robo moron R: [visibly confused] Pu down he gun you are under arres"
"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"I'd like to open a Greek sandwich shop in Lower Manhattan. I'll call it Ground Gyro."
"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."
"""Welcome, teachers & parents, to our community school assembly"" *gestures to 237 IKEA boxes* ""Let's begin! Who's got the Allen wrench?"""
"How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."