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Joke of the Day

"I made a bold statement by not buying two night-stands for my bedroom. I'm a one night stand kind of man."

"How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire? Pyroglyphs."

"What do paper towels call their family? NapKIN"

"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse...... horses are hung like Chuck Norris."

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"I saw a Nun with her clothes inside-out today... I asked her about it, and she said it was *a bad habit of hers*"

"Where do you go when you need a sperm donation? Sasha Grey's mouth"

"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."

"Putting a carrot next to you in bed can almost fill the space where Megan used to slep"

"Good cop: license and registration please Perp: I'm sorry was I speeding Dad Cop: hi sorry was I speeding, I'm dad."