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Joke of the Day
"She asked if I wanted to eat ass... I said no because it'll taste like shit"
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"What do u call a nun In a wheel chair Virgin mobile. XD"
"Ice skaters... ...do it on the slide, if you know what I mean"
"Two black guys are taking a piss off a bridge... The first one says ""damn this waters cold"", the second guy says ""yeah, deep too"""
"What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert? Lots of bad pickup lines."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"
"A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Police are still hunting for the clots."
"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"Finally decided on my thesis paper. It's a LOTR themed essay in defense of Sauron Titled ""Getting away with Mordor"""