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Joke of the Day

"Downhill is probably the only way I can honestly say I've rolled."

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"

"I feel bad for people named John Smith. They probably didn't get the gmail account they wanted."

"If a cannibal kills me he better have the right kind of Zip-loc bags! If I get tossed out because of freezer burn I'm going to be pissed!"

"Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles? She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!"

"What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? A Pauperazzi"

"When I die I want to be be reincarnated as a spider. Just so I can finally hear a women say ""Oh my God, it's huge!"""

"DOGS TAKE THEIR LICKS Q: Why do dogs lick themselves? A: Because they can."

"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"

"I hate when my camera rings, in the middle of a selfie."