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Joke of the Day
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"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."
"Be kind to strangers. One of them could end up being your coroner."
"What does the most interesting man in the world eat for breakfast? Dos Eggies"
"I went to the doctor. I went to the doctor with a stomach ache and I left with cancer! I was mad as hell!"
"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."
"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"
"Good thing Father's Day is only one day. I don't think I could stand to be a father longer than that."
"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."
"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."