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Joke of the Day

"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."

"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"

"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."

"I'm off to pick the kids up from school. Before their parents get there."

"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"

"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."

"hunter s. thompson was cool, but there were also tribes that were gatherer s. thompson"

"A friend of mine just became a geologist Apparently it's a rocky degree"

"I met this really hot chick at the club last night... She let me give her and handjob and everything."

"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."