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Joke of the Day
"Why did Moses part his hair? To make a path for the Israelice."
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"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk"
"My Korean girlfriend once cooked me a pie made from scratch. I was gutted. I loved that dog. Mark Restuccia"
"So Putin and Erdogan walk into a bar. Sorry, a war."
"What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!"
"How come there are like a thousand songs about Christmas but only one song about the boys being back in town? This is not original"
"I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin. Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now."
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"What is black & blue and definitely not up for sex? The new girl in the women's refuge."