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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor. I went to the doctor with a stomach ache and I left with cancer! I was mad as hell!"

"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""

"Child protective services? Who's protecting the parents Huh? WHO'S PROTECTING THE PARENTS?"

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me... ...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"This damn hurricane, I would have thought that the country that invented the burrito, could handle a bit of strong wind"

"English, if I ran it: A group of geese is called a ""group"" A group of buffalo is called a ""group"" A group of catfish is called a ""group"""

"Past, the present and the future.. The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.. IT WAS TENSE!"

"I had my hepatitis test today.... I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C! Edit: word"

"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."

"Who is always your friend at school? Your princi-pal."