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Joke of the Day
"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"
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"Son, you can't give me any shit about having to teach me phone or computer skills... ...after all, I taught you how to use a spoon. Props to my old man for that one."
"What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate"
"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."
"Me: I said no cookies! 4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia! Me: How'd you get amnesia? 4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played.."
"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
"Why should you not argue with a decimal? Because decimals always have a point."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"
"Just saw a car with a license plate that says FLSH ME. Ok, douche. What are you, a dead goldfish? Flush yourself."