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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop."

"How do you tell when it's Halloween at Lana Del Ray's house? Her pussy tastes like candy corn."

"I tried to do a photo shoot in the rain yesterday. Turned out to be a mist take."

"Doggy day care is like a regular day care except you have to enter from the rear."

"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"

"Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had."

"9 out of 10 Americans agree ...that out of 10 Americans, one American will always disagree with the other nine."

"Batman walks into a bar..... followed by 13 sodium atoms...... (for all you chemists out there....)"

"What do you call a communist sniper A Marxman"

"I'm making a graph on my previous exs It has an Ex axis and a Why axis."