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Joke of the Day
"The most frustrating thing I've ever tried to do was throw away a trash can."
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"I don't think I could stab somebody, cause I'm really bad at Capri Sun."
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."
"Words cannot describe your beauty... But numbers can. 4/10."
"A Tough Question, by Jon Stewart If con is the opposite of pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?"
"Coworker: You look tired. Did you not get enough sleep last night? Me: Nope. Slept great! But thanks for telling me I look like shit."
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see he was $15 in arrears."
"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."
"What do you call an egg that always gets picked on? The butt of every yolk :("