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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if I know."

"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"

"My wife has two weeks left to live... Then I'm going to stab her."

"Picture someone stepping down off a curb that they didn't realize was there. Now you can say you've seen me dance."

"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."

"I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... It's a ""below knee sandwich"""

"I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one"

"What kind of dog is the quietest? A ""shhh""nauzer"

"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"

"Help! I need funny jokes for a 9 year is at camp! Know any kid jokes that are actually funny? Please tell me what they are"