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Joke of the Day

"I keep a sandwich in a holster strapped to my ankle for emergencies... It's a ""below knee sandwich"""

"Recently asked my North Korean buddy how it was over there... He said he couldn't complain."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They're all to busy beating the room for being black!"

"I like my women how I like my whiskey... Aged 12 years"

"Girlfriends are similar to Chrome They use too much of your resources"

"Jeff and Don are singing deck the halls.... When they both suddenly die part way through the song. They are reincarnated as ass-less chaps. Jeff looks over and says: ""Don, we now are gay apparel."""

"A sign language interpreter said to his customer... My apologies, my finger got stuck between the door so I may have a bit of a lisp."

"Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out."

"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."

"What's the difference between a Greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job? One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."