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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."
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"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? [2 part] A pilot, you racist. What do you call a Japanese man who flies a plane? A pirate."
"[drops a pinch of fish food into fish tank] ME: here ya go little buddies FISH: oh wow pukey shit flakes again, thanks man"
"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."
"My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed."
"What's the most googled word in Mozilla Firefox? Chrome."
"My neighbor named his dog ""Rolex""... He's a watch dog."
"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"
"My girlfriend claims my puns don't make any sense. She says they're un-BEAR-able."