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Joke of the Day
"How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal"
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"Why did the illiterate man with the 11 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? TLDR"
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."
"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."
"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."
"I like the lack of controversy over the Olympic men's figure skating ""No Need to Ask, We'll Tell!"" policy."
"A man asks his wife if he can cum in her ear... She says, ""No, I'll go deaf."" He says, ""Funny, I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the fuck up."""
"The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really.. ...most of it was tongue in cheek."
"Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us."
"You shoulda never challenged me to a rap battle, Kim Jong Un! I'm about to end this man's whole Korea."