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Joke of the Day

"A lot of Americans don't realize that ""Braveheart"" is set in the 1970s. That's just how Scotland is. #culture"

"I avoid cheating on my spouse by not getting married."

"I hate talking to my boyfriend sometimes. Every time I bring up his camping fetish, he pitches a huge tent."

"Student: Can we postpone the test? It's on my birthday. Teacher: Well unlike your birthday, this test was planned ahead of time."

"Beernuts and Deernuts What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts? Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!"

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"I was going to say a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"why does everyone scream when they see you? because your ugly!"

"What do women and rocks have in common? You can skip the flat ones."

"What's BROWN and making California a miserable place to live? California Governor Jerry BROWN you racist asshole!"