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Joke of the Day

"Hey brotherrrr (by Avicii) There's an endless road to be disMOTHERed! Lmao"

"what's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drives a woman wild? money"

"Why didn't the bear go to college? Because bears don't go to college."

"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."

"Watching TV today I saw a struggling actress I used to know had landed a job in a bra commercial. Nice to see her supporting herself."

"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."

"I'm more emotionally invested in this sandwich than I am in most humans."

"What was the point in making your car louder, bro? Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic?"

"What do colorblind people say to the unexpected? Well that came out of the purple"

"If Kevin Bacon ever killed someone, the best a prosecutor could probably do is convict him of 6th degree murder."