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Joke of the Day

"My hard driving, asshole boss just quit the company, he announced he's moving to Taiwan! apparently he has a Taipei personality ... Sorry for the Taipo - /u/damn_wiston"

"If you're at a bar & see a security camera, make the Halpert Face at it. If the cops are ever reviewing the footage, it'll give em a laugh"

"What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc? The Yellow Fellow."

"That chick really knocked my socks off. And I had just finished folding and stacking them, too. Bitch."

"To everyone who ever doubted me, all I have to say to you is...lucky guess."

"JESUS: everyone loves me GABRIEL: wat about judas GOD: o snap JESUS: dad GOD: u've just been... JESUS: dont do this GOD: TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL"

"I hate it when I hear someone joke about the Holocaust. It's just wrong. Anne Frankly, I won't stand for it."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the ugly guy's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken."

"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"

"What do you call the gay couple who are both named Bob? Oral Roberts!"