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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst kind of media? chlamydia"

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man? Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up."

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"

"What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets."

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."

"Why dose the navy use liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up."

"What does oral sex and being in the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."