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Joke of the Day
"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"
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"How do you get Dick from Richard? Buy him dinner first."
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"I bet there are at least a few seconds when a tiger is chasing you where you look back and are like, ""awwww..."""
"What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies? One's inbred, the others in bread"
"[gathers around casket and see's it's full of gatorade] uh oh, then that means [grandma's body is being dumped over the winning coach]"