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Joke of the Day
"There are more Americans that have married Kim Kardashian than the number of Americans with Ebola."
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"When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!"
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."
"Been told I'm a pretty awful human being. I stopped listening after he said I was pretty."
"How come Django's wife never hears Django coming? The D is silent."
"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."
"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"