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Joke of the Day

"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."

"What's 16 centimetres long and makes every girl happy? A 500 bill."

"What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket? Lindt choclate."

"I put off things I don't want to do until tomorrow because a small part of me is like ""Well maybe I'll be dead by then"""

"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."

"How's Bud Light like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking pretty close to water."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."

"I will ride you like a helicopter. Totally out of control."

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."

"Steve Irwin will always be in our hearts Just like the stingray needle in his."