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Joke of the Day

"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."

"Air Asia Accident - java reference So some remains of the Air Asia Airline were found in the Java sea. Guess the pilot didnt C#."

"It's 2012 and we still don't serve all food in a bread bowl."

"Scientists have looked into claims of widespread mansplaining... Turns out it's usually just an ovaryaction."

"How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad? Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood."

"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."

"You've got to be twins. You're too stupid to be one person."

"My Grandpa said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."

"What's another name for a casket? Mourning wood."

"What an adorable idea. My coworkers have been writing names on food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yogurt called Debbie."