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Joke of the Day
"Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears."
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"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"
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"Sometimes I wonder if my wife ever heard me call her a dumb bitch. I think about it every day since she died from cancer. I never got to say it to her face."
"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."
"What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!"
"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool."
"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """
"What is a Stormtrooper's favorite place to sit. A pew, pew, pew."
"My wife thought I was crazy when I suggested a car made out of spaghetti You should've seen her face when I was driving pasta!"