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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"

"What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common? They both fight against Tartars."

"Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said ""I hear sirens. Jump!"" The second one said ""But we're on the 13th floor!"" The first one screamed back ""This is no time to be superstitious."""

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza in the oven doesn't scream."

"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."

"I can already tell December 21st will be the most annoying day in Facebook history."

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"

"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."

"What do you call two nuns playing a bongo? A conundrum."

"My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died... She was attacked by a giant crab."