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"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"
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"EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!! SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented"
"The Doctor was puzzled ""I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "" ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley I'll come back when you're sober."""
"Another tasteless joke about Alzheimer's? Forget it."
"Who has two thumbs and wears a mask? Disguise!"
"Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's."
"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."
"Why can't we edit tweets? Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say ""RT if you hate puppies and babies."""
"In regards to the Noah movie: Make sure you take someone with you, I heard they're only selling tickets in pairs."
"Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Facebook, where no one really gives a fuck!!"