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Joke of the Day

"At any given moment the urge to sing is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away..."

"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater? A seehorse."

"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."

"What do you call a black ghost? Bill Cosby. He comes while you're sleeping."

"Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs."

"Why are some musicians so antisocial? Because all they want is tonics and dominance."

"When I ask people who they think my son looks like... ...They tell me he looks like his real father."

"Nazis would love heather bresch Because she is killing off the genetically impure"

"What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan? The Twin Towers."