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Joke of the Day

"I tried the come-hither sign with my fingers when I was inside a girl... But she moved her face away and said, ""Are you really a dentist?"""

"Who is ant man's worst enemy? Raid"

"You would have thought that someone would have invented hindsight sooner."

"If a gay jumped onto your friend's back... would you help to toss him off?"

"Three guys walk in to a bar... One ducks"

"what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern."

"It's amazing how quickly reheated food in the microwave goes cold again when you think you're only going to be on the computer for a moment."

"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."

"They say blondes have the most fun They also say ignorance is bliss."

"I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat."