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Joke of the Day
"What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile"
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"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"