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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar. He lost the limbo competition."
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"If I could choose any one mythological creature to become alive & real, I'd have to pick: My girlfriend."
"What is Cthulhu's favorite cookbook? The NecroNomNomNom!"
"Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists."
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."
"Amazon Asked Me to Write a Review Amazon asked for feedback on the used telescope I bought from their site. I was honest with my review: ""This telescope sucked. Two Stars."""
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"
"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."