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Joke of the Day

"How did Vladimir Lenin originally get into power? ""This isn't just a campaign, this is a political *revolution!*"""

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets? The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Matt"

"What's the difference between a cliche and a trope? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY"

"For almost a year I thought I was a man trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born."

"[loudly so dad who's been depressed since mom left can hear] Oh no, my GPS broke! If only I had some good DRIVING DIRECTIONS *dad looks up*"

"The furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand..."

"I asked my friend if it was intended for him to cheese the pizza joke. ""Nope Unintended"""

"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""