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Joke of the Day

"Life is like toilet paper... ... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"Racism is not a joke Lol, JKKK"

"Why did the guitar teacher go to jail? He fingered a minor"

"I regret joining the gym recently.. leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds"

"What do you call an empty town after dinner? Desserted"

"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."

"Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up? He had a lot of aspirations."

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"

"So I'm out in the woods taking a shit when... ...a bear strolls up, cocks his head with a funny expression, and says, ""I never knew you guys did that."""

"What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary? A hedgehog."