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Joke of the Day

"I saw a Mexican fighting Jared Fogel I finally saw Alien vs Predator"

"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"

"[hanging out w mob] ""Tony sleeps with the fishes"" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys"

"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."

"My brother & I've competed for title of family black sheep for yrs. He checked in at a strip-club...on FB. Well played brother, well played"

"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"

"All Trump has to say to beat Hillary in the debates ""I know Hillary can be bought. I have the receipts."""

"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."

"I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary."

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