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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Ellen have a cooking segment? She's always eating out"
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"How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change? Nyet long. He's always Russian."
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"My memory is warped and skips often You could call it phonographic"
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"What do cannibals call family members they love? Bae-Kin"
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"Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Dec 25 is Oct 31"
"Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think."
"If you want to stop a bad habit... eat a cyanide capsule"