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Joke of the Day

"Every girl wants to be swept off her feet. It's when you put her in the trunk that she starts to freak out."

"Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*"

"A woman walks into a butcher and asks for a pound of kidleys The butcher says ""do you mean kidneys?"" She answers ""that's what's I said diddly I"""

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"Divorce is when you tell someone: Hey I know you better than anyone else on Earth and I'm gonna take a pass"

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary code and those who do not."

"I quit my job today!! The money from that Nigerian king arrives tomorrow, I'm so excited."

"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An Astronaut, you fucking racists."

"What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich? You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich."