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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a politically correct boat? A censorship"

"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."

"Roses are red-ish... Violets are blue-ish. If it wasn't for Jesus, we'd all be Jewish."

"I'm so chuffed with myself! I just completed a puzzle in 40 minutes The box said 3-4 years"

"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"

"I was driving on the highway and seen a sign that read ""Next Rest Area, 10 Miles"" That's a pretty big rest area"

"Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones."

"Waiter waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good sir he's frightened of them too."