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Joke of the Day

"NSFW Squirting ""Squirting isn't a real thing is it, it's just pee, right?"" Interviewer: ""I meant questions about the job""."

"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""

"What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot? What's that noise?"

"I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers."

"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"

"Your mama so hairy... ...the only soap she buys is shampoo."

"A black woman has five kids all named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? By their last names."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"

"You put the shhh in bullshhhit."

"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"